真的是绝了。我买的原来属于南开大学组合数学中心的Hartley Rogers的经典递归论教材，在底页里夹了一张橙色的纸，纸上是打字机打的一首小诗，写得还相当浪漫。署名Howard Maurer，题目是Everything，作者讴歌了他对椅子，床，和餐巾纸的热爱，还有大自然和食物。

结果问了一下AI，都没找到原作者。绝了。不知道是谁曾经学习递归论精神错乱之后写了这么一首诗。

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Everything

Oh Chair, I love the chairBecause it tastes like cookie fatThat sings on the moon.Oh cookie fat, I love you soBecause you sing to the oil of the smell.And the notebook and the plants mate togetherSo they can have a chair nose.And the plants and the radioSpeak to the sunAnd have a taste ofSticky time sauce.And the pencil eats the cakeWhich likes the jellyOf shoes and teeth.

Oh I love the bedBecause it wets the bedAnd sings to the matter of the rugs.I love the smellBecause it waters time and wets the clockAnd tastes the foes ofScience fiction seaweed.And the book of the chair loves the smellOf the fatAnd tastes the choirOf mile dew of the moonAnd cheese which stinks down to earthThe smell of matter and time.

Oh I love the kleenexBecause it wipes the bed of the wetOf the moon and stars and sunWhich tastes like cookie fatWhich wasters the plantsand wetsThe bed which feeds milkTo the piggy bankWhich tastes like inkWith pocket books and maps dipped in mashed potatoesWith slipper juice.And the note map of JupiterWhich sings down to earthOf the blood tongue and liverwust.

-- Howard Maurer

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多么奇怪的一首小诗。抄送 赏析。